December 2011


  • Must. Buy. Cuprinol. #dw #
  • A recent listen: Swimming – In Dulci Jubilo http://t.co/1pJQ45Wi http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • Bottle of Landlord and Doctor Who? Coming right up… #
  • RT @fleming77 Dan Gillmor The great ebook price swindle http://t.co/dL76gtz8 #
  • @Pete_Eaton Done. #
  • @Pete_Eaton Yes! Many thanks. Looking forward to the Ip Man films. http://t.co/KUf8PiUM #
  • @iMacstu Thanx! I had a good subject. Merry Xmas to you and @BeBopAJulia! #
  • A quick stroll and a toast to the sea before dinner. http://t.co/zjvpeN4m #
  • @idiotjohnson …not sure if that's a feature or a bug, or why it changed. Just something to be aware of. #
  • @idiotjohnson It works really well, but it's changed recently so it overwrites the previous one each day – used to have the date appended… #
  • @dartogreen @marieiram …and may I point you to http://t.co/gzdb9198? Browser push & RSS to Kindle rock #notasponsoredtweet @idiotjohnson #
  • @nickebbitt I saw those in my local Booths and thought of @olivereast! Bit pricey for a punt, but nice label! Merry Xmas! #cheers #
  • @Pete_Eaton Santa brought more Ninjago and Lego Star Wars than a mother fucker. Happy Xmas! #
  • My new 9 cup moka pot, courtesy of me M&D, and supplied by @coffeehopper! Here with the 6 cup incumbent for scale http://t.co/mkMPa1qg #
  • Arse it all. Time to go make nice with the in-laws. I wonder what sartorial abominations I'll have to endure this year. Waste of Bucks Fizz. #
  • Oh God! Make it stop! http://t.co/EQs35x26 Anyway, who wants a sausage sandwich? I'll cook while I'm putting cream on the cheesecake. #
  • And so it begins… http://t.co/7tIcfyzx #
  • @idiotjohnson I get into trouble with his mum for sending him up. She says it's cruel, I say it wasn't ever proven that's what did me harm. #
  • Toby is upset because he can't sleep and he thinks he's ruining xmas. He is. I've been doing my xmas accounts and now I'm upset. Humbug. #
  • A recent listen: 22-20s – Shake/Shiver/Moan http://t.co/e5yfqcOQ http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • The BFG went down very well. Saw some disparaging reviews, but I thought the set, costumes & puppetry very deft. http://t.co/bsLYiaKg #
  • Lift to Experience – Excellent Xmas eve music to bake a cheesecake to. Pass the Bailey's. #
  • Made it to the theatre for today's production of The BFG. Now the interval, and so far it's excellent. http://t.co/rLXpOdCm #
  • @TheDukesTheatre Thanks, looking forward to it, will tweet about it later. #
  • Bare Lane to Lancaster on 24/12/11 at http://t.co/G0HibrBi http://t.co/ubChndVq #
  • Long day tomorrow: Going to see The BFG @TheDukesTheatre, then back to #Torrisholme for the carol service. Oh, and it's xmas eve, btw. #
  • 524/365 http://t.co/4OkA4PND #
  • Enjoying a wee dram of Glenmorangie, a xmas present from the boss. Not Bruce Springsteen. He always gets bourbon. http://t.co/7oep6EY4 #
  • A recent listen: Dylan LeBlanc – Changing of the Seasons http://t.co/i7bgWF4C http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Florence + The Machine (7), Bonnie 'Prince' Billy (4) & Deerhunter (4) http://t.co/B3JMcXi9 #
  • Work done. Off home to finish that PC build. And maybe wrap some presents, prepare some food… SHIT! It's nearly xmas! #
  • @Pete_Eaton Merry Xmas. Have a fun trip. #
  • A recent listen: Deerhunter – Calvary Scars http://t.co/uHcUUZse http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • @Pete_Eaton Say WHA!? I have no idea what you mean! #
  • Ooh, even though it's a budget piece, this PC case is a lot nicer to use than the last one I got about 8 years ago. Thumb screws! #
  • @iMacstu Mine bloody do. They've got an advent calendar for that. #
  • Building a PC. Drinking ginger beer. http://t.co/KZROZNwK #
  • Just discovered that my boys have a Gay Bar play set. Dammit, I'll have to return the one I got them for xmas now http://t.co/OyQvp8Cb #
  • The bleak midwinter. http://t.co/Xju9gW3O #
  • Shazam! Conscious Life for Coma Boy by Aereogramme. http://t.co/OX38tEg5 #
  • The second episode of this Yentob Art of the Stand-Up has turned into an Eddie Izzard promo with no explanation. #
  • That's not soda! #
  • Ah, 5 to 5, probably not worth going back to work now. Also, 5 pints. Happy Xmas. #
  • Away to The White Cross for the IT Xmas lunch. I may not return to the office today. Let's see how I feel after a hearty meal and some ale. #
  • AwesomeWolves (@AwesomeWolves) is now following you on Twitter! <== Oh. THAT'S what you get for crying wolf. #
  • Hold on – I thought it was my last chance to save £200 2 days ago. I'll NEVER trust anything you say again, mum. #wolf #WOLF #WOLF !! #
  • It's the email I can't stand. Yes, I'm aware it's only a few days until Xmas. No, I won't hurry to buy your goods, you just sound desperate. #
  • A recent listen: Florence + The Machine – No Light, No Light http://t.co/IUjqgbOz http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • listening to Florence & The Machine. It's OK, I can turn it off whenever I like, nobody's got a gun to my head. But I have one on standby. #
  • @iMacstu Probably not I'm afraid, Stu. They've not been landing well for me these Twancasters – family stuff @dartogreen @Ralpharama @sianio #
  • "…at the bottom of the steps and across the cobbled courtyard". Aldi also sell access for the disabled cheaply. http://t.co/Jxs7gs8O #
  • What am I like!? Realised as I was preparing for bed I had no idea where my 'phone was! Misplaced, again! It was in the car. What am I like! #
  • Whatever happened to Little Boots? #
  • Took a while but feeling much recovered from last night's revels & subsequent 2 am 'phone loss/recovery escapade in the pissy, frigid night. #
  • Will you make up your mind!? http://t.co/On8ZhZ2o A lack of clarity on the signage at Lancaster golf club. #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Elvis Presley (12), Steve Tilston (12) & Bon Iver (10) http://t.co/B3JMcXi9 #
  • A recent listen: Bon Iver – Beth/Rest http://t.co/sBQ2V2wN http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • #uksnow Twitter Timeline 8/10 #
  • #uksnow LA4 0/10 #
  • Gone. The requested resource /weather/5day.shtml is no longer available on this server… Please remove all references to this resource. #
  • @SharonMcG1971 There are tablets for learning things now? Ace! Can I have a course of 'social skillz' and a dose of 'so, you wanna sudoku'? #
  • @SharonMcG1971 You could say I was at the *weeing* edge of fashion! Hahahahhhahahahahaahhhahahahahahaha! Haha! #avantgarderobe #
  • A bow tie that is, not a piece of piss. #
  • Reminding myself how to tie a bow tie, in advance of needing to actually tie one tomorrow. Piece of piss. Might start wearing them for work. #
  • @DrBizzarro I just called Jamie a hooermaster. That was 10 minutes ago & the first tear is still running down his massive, hooermaster face. #
  • Can anyone lend me some swear words? I've used all mine up watching Jamie Oliver. #moon #faced #cock #
  • Gesundheit + Rente is now following you on Twitter! <= Pardon? #
  • @Yorkie71 Thanks, it's always a broken down truck, we need a bypass to keep them out of our town! #
  • Sat in a car park having had to pull over to do a teleconference, thanks to broken Lancaster traffic. What happened this time? #
  • Although, the bridge playing oldsters are seriously getting on my tits. #
  • (The IT manager's, and the prof. of Scottish Lit. (apart from his mental disorder)) #
  • Watching Money on BBC2. Now, which family do I despise the most? Which party am I most jealous of? #
  • William in Xmas play mode. His line was, "She needs some of Santa's magic glue". Don't we all..? http://t.co/ocnQ4Ey7 #
  • You know I hate to ask, but is there any way we can put Xmas back a week or so, give me chance to catch up with a couple of things? Ta. #
  • A recent listen: The Horrors – I Can See Through You http://t.co/5F1W9q4F http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • Read this and weep, Rob McElree, you lugubrious meteorologist pretender, you. http://t.co/dvHiLwz1 #Kindle #
  • …so, an ep or 2 of Arrested Development, then to bed with a book. #xfactor #
  • Would love to have done Stealing Sheep & @Ottersgear, but too much to do, & I apparently have the same meeting organiser as @SharonMcG1971. #
  • I'm listening to The Horrors. I need to check the T&Cs to find out if I'm allowed to like them, but I do. http://t.co/plSKGZ4S #xfactor #
  • Whose bright idea was it to make the lids for the mustard and the mayonnaise jars IDENTICAL!!?? The jars themselves are dissimilar. #xfactor #
  • A recent listen: Steve Tilston – Ijna http://t.co/YC1ii65Z http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • Out doing the Scout Post. I guarantee that the recipients enjoyed squabbling boys shouting through their letter boxes. http://t.co/fZmltH9o #
  • @Pete_Eaton @Dan_Whittaker_ What is it, what is it, what is it!? #
  • Just reviewing an ep. of Later… from October. Bon Iver with some great tracks from that album. Must give it another spin now I'm older. #
  • @ukuleleboy @christiancable Mine too… DLing now. #
  • A recent listen: Scattered Trees – A Conversation (About Death On New Year?s Eve) http://t.co/nPdetMnv http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • Toby looks like a happy customer at Old Trafford… #football #stadium #mufc http://t.co/Km4HsWZe #
  • Hurrah! I, sorry, we rule! RT @MUFCOFFICIAL FULL-TIME RESULT: Manchester United 4 – 1 Wolves #
  • Manchester United have a wap site – how quaint. #
  • Next, cornflakes with hot milk, then a heavy not-xmas shopping trip with the credit card. On the list: PVR (Humax), new PC, fish tank. #
  • Uni fettling in a freezing shed, numb fingers. Swapped in 137 cranks to the 29er. Here's a dull blog from last time: http://t.co/t0PYiorz #
  • On my way to an iBad match in Garstang. Beat that for Friday night kicks. #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Bonnie 'Prince' Billy (16), Ambulance LTD (15) & Eef Barzelay (8) http://t.co/B3JMcXi9 #
  • Oops. Embarrassing and debilitating Google Calendar error: A meeting update to change the start time is interpreted as a cancellation. D'oh! #
  • Master Chef then Kevin McCloud's Grand Design, all while tasking over papers & netbook in the living room w/wine. Because the PC is bust. #
  • Seriously. That Nikon 1 is going to get smashed to pieces *before* I see someone using it. #
  • Problem with teleconferences: If I scratch my ear, I leave the meeting. #
  • @marieiram Oddly, some people in the office were talking about Ayr today. They didn't know how to spell it. Very pretty. #
  • @idiotjohnson The drummer. #
  • I'm now being told that we shouldn't bring back the death penalty – because it's too humane. #
  • Members of the Torrisholme iBad Club flicking the beetle. http://t.co/tqfjID7D #
  • I'm in The Merchants for the iBad xmas cerebration. We're so bad at socialising, flick the beetle has occupied most of the night. #
  • @Pete_Eaton Small Gods!? American Gods, obviously. I'm not small enough. #
  • @Pete_Eaton Innit just. I see now why you did Small Gods with it. Amazon US bastards wouldn't let me have it though. I'm not American enough #
  • @idiotjohnson I didn't think you went to work that much these days anyway. Just keep telling yourself "I'm a warlock, I'm a warlock". Magic. #
  • I guess this is the type of thing they mean when they tell me "just do some magic" to make it work. http://t.co/vuKPjeNh #Kindle #
  • @marieiram @TimGow I think we have a large enough support network on here to ensure it will be unmissable. It may even be repeated. #
  • That Nikon 1 is a right smug bastard. It'll have to stay more than one step ahead of me or I'm going to kick the living images out of it. #
  • @P9ADV Interesting, why did you leave the scene, so to speak? #
  • @TimGow Nor did I. I was aware of his Hopi clown fascination, but not this particular folk oddity. Should be interesting to hear his take. #
  • @P9ADV I don't know! I'm interested in hearing about English folk heritage though, and a documentary by Stewart Lee has to be worth a listen #
  • Someone remind me. #
  • IT'S GOT BELLS ON – Stewart Lee explores and celebrates…the morris and other traditional English dances. R2 Mon 12th Dec 10.00 -11.00pm #
  • Ah, that explains why my dates were out – it's the Seamonsters 21st anniversary tour, not 20th! Homfirth! 26th August! http://t.co/yuupVM3I #
  • A recent listen: Chapterhouse – Autosleeper http://t.co/I6vHddvD http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • …and this time it's not @kjcos999. RT @qikipedia: Fabulous photographic self-portrait by thieving monkey. http://t.co/JLWV04ag #
  • Reflected glory, by that @pete_eaton. http://t.co/pnKvpbOM #
  • Remember how the cpu heatsink/fan snapped off my PC the other week & I used a gravity hack? Well, the PC has finally croaked. Inconvenient. #
  • A recent listen: Ambulance LTD – Heavy Lifting http://t.co/A4OBXgXf http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • @marieiram I know! A hidden gem in the heart of Lancaster. You can keep yer Whale Tale. #
  • Our nights out are getting very sophisticated. Here we have @kjcos999 & @Dan_Whittaker_ dining in style. http://t.co/5CNvCbl7 #
  • I don't remember Gal bringing his dad out last night, but I just found this picture, so I guess he must have. http://t.co/YeI1Ag1C #
  • Ah, back to the Sunday routine. Swimming this morning, back home for brunch, maybe a walk or the park, then roast dinner. #
  • Out with the boys. http://t.co/Dcf91Lzc #
  • A recent listen: Black Kids – Listen To Your Body Tonight http://t.co/05fECr8D http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • Jesus! Time to get ready to hit the town for japes with @jabe666, @Dan_Whittaker_, @UraGraymalkin, @kjcos999, and Gal. Where's the day gone? #
  • @nickebbitt No idea if that would work. I would guess not, though – won't it be looking for a sat dish connection, not an aerial input? #
  • What a pain losing Swype for even a few hours turned out to be. Had to completely reinstall. New version looks tidy, though. #
  • @campdave Thanks – a brand I've looked at before. Actually bought one for my m&d in the past. I didn't get one b/c I was penny pinching! #
  • Driving along listening to MBV with a rainbow before me. It's like being in a fickle time machine which can't decide on my personal epoch. #
  • @Yorkie71 Cheers, I'll await with interest. #
  • I need a new Freeview PVR. The current one was always appalling and gets worse, so I won't be touching Sagem again. What's good out there? #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: A.A. Bondy (10), Los Campesinos! (6) & A classic education (6) http://t.co/B3JMcXi9 #
  • Ah. Grudge match on #HIGNFY Love watching Merton ripping into Brandreth. Well, anyone ripping into Brandreth, really. #
  • @Yorkie71 Uh huh. I was just reviewing my Flickr stream to remember the date. That's when I first bumped into you! http://t.co/zJttkwt8 #
  • @Yorkie71 Nice one, it really is a cracking shot. Wonder if we'll get it like that again this season. Hope so. #
  • A recent listen: Los Campesinos! – Hate For The Island http://t.co/gPLGQ3tz http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • @Pete_Eaton I'd like to dig out one of my old JD ones, but I think that, even if I could find one in the loft, it wouldn't take the weight. #
  • Friday is Wear Your Old Band T-Shirt To Work Day. We, coincidentally, I assume, have a dress down day. http://t.co/1v3bgXqM #6musictshirtday #
  • @Yorkie71 We have 9: the boys have 3 each (including a PlayMobil) and a shared 'permanent' calendar; Veronica has 2. I hope that's it. #
  • @DrBizzarro Now, it still wouldn't have been funny, but it would have given us carte blanche to, you know, strike the fucker down. #
  • @DrBizzarro He is hella unfunny. He could have said, "Strike? Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." #
  • @idiotjohnson Ah, the unacceptable face of right-wing motor journalism. He should have stuck to destroying the planet with fun little races. #
  • What did Clarkson do? I take it it wasn't a good thing. Like dying, or coming out in full support of the unions. #
  • A recent listen: Kate Bush – Lake Tahoe http://t.co/t5Wx6fak http://t.co/n2PGbye5 #
  • @CookieMcBride @ukuleleboy Yeah, Wes was saying how he's a big supporter of The Corrs & would be demonstrating it in Dalton Square tomorrow. #
  • @facey I now can't get that Gene song out of my head. #
  • @watsoncomedian I think someone's going to need a little afternoon nap if they're to avoid being cranky at work later on. I mean you. #
  • So the series of True Blood you've buried away at 23:10 on a Tuesday night is, in fact, new. Well, screw you, C4, don't bother telling me. #
  • Listening to @ukuleleboy and @CookieMcBride on @DiversityFM. Quite surprised they're both into The Corrs. Not very 'Off the Beaten Tracks'. #
  • @idiotjohnson That is correct. I am no longer sarcastic. #
  • @marieiram …plus new, non-free, passport pics? #
  • Xmas eve sorted: tix for The BFG at @TheDukesTheatre booked, so lunch in town, BFG, then the carol service in the village. Hope it snows. #
  • @idiotjohnson @janlbuxton Yeah, 4 tracks! In a week! That's not keen, that's obsessed! #
  • RT @DHNewHawks If you want flacs or empeethrees of our our brand new Static Caravan 7" please see here http://t.co/0PjtzNO9) #
  • In a frankly inexplicable change of fortune, I find myself not only on the 17:30 from Euston (2 hours gained), but also with a seat. #
  • @Pete_Eaton @Dan_Whittaker_ Man mushrooms. On toast. No, I don't have *everything* on toast. #
  • Fire alarm. Great. #