January 2011


  • A recent listen: Highspire – Joke's On You http://bit.ly/fAl50M http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Mini-adventure with the kids. http://post.ly/1YJtT #
  • Mobile speed trap, Low Road, Halton, now. http://twitpic.com/3uv5g9 #
  • @UraGraymalkin It's fine, thanks, it's just sorry for all the trouble it's caused. http://twitpic.com/3ut5f1 #gashtag #
  • A recent listen: Highspire – Dusted http://bit.ly/fDy1Cv http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @SharonMcG1971 Oh, well played. Erm, cress? Oh, to hell with it, I concede, stupid game anyway. #
  • @Yorkie71 Thanks. I'll be doing the "shutting the stable door" thing in future & wearing my knee pads. Yep, no Credit Card needed, just DOB. #
  • @SharonMcG1971 @idiotjohnson @Girlonatrain Cilantro! Get out of that! (Zucchini riposte disallowed because of the earlier date pun.) #
  • @marieiram Boyfriend saves you from a thing…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is the bf I know? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, bless him. #
  • I just used #Shazam to discover Where Did You Go? by Jets Overhead. http://shz.am/t45122974 #
  • @facey I was brave! Luckily, didn't have to have a tetanus jab – I *would* have screamed the place down. Think I'll reward myself with curry #
  • @grahambinns Fell from my unicycle during a steep descent. Tried to slow, lost momentum, fell sideways. Bottling it was counter-productive! #
  • .@Pete_Eaton You got it. Was lucky really, thought I was going to fall from the canal bridge to the tow path. Not wearing knee pads, d'oh! #
  • @Aghillo Funnily enough, it didn't hurt greatly. I thought I'd just grazed it until the bloody geyser saturating my trousers told otherwise. #
  • Wow, quick turnaround at the RLI this afternoon – reception, triage, three stitches & out in about 45 minutes! Awesome service, thanks NHS! #
  • Oops. Off to casualty, hope it's quiet. Saturday afternoon they'll be full of footballers, won't they? http://twitpic.com/3ujqn6 #
  • Uni stripped, greased and reassembled firmly. Hope that stops the crackling & popping, but it will probably disintegrate on the first d/h. #
  • Will try to get the boys on this. They love birds, but try to formalise it, well… The RSPB: Big Garden Birdwatch http://t.co/PJ9L20a #bgbw #
  • @simondtwit It doesn't have to be your own garden, it can be wherever you like (according to the website). #bgbw #
  • A recent listen: Bareskin Rugs – Crybaby http://bit.ly/hAU2cf http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Lawks! Phantom Limb by Birdengine is good – #lastfm http://bit.ly/fknPMq #
  • Going to this, much? ==> L*A*W*M in Lancaster's Myspace: next gig – feb 12th 2011 http://t.co/zgZrjIH Try: http://bit.ly/foodXH #
  • @IzzyVonCount …involvement of Robin Williams should have rung alarm bells, though, tbh. #
  • @IzzyVonCount It's a poor example of its genre with little to recommend it. Mexican Rockhoppers – no idea what the makers are getting at. #
  • Sat with the boys who are watching Happy Feet. Not really watching, just catching up on Instapaper (me), but it looks rubbish (the film). #
  • My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: GZA/Genius (13), The Fall (9) & A Hawk and a Hacksaw (9) http://bit.ly/bbtThG #
  • I'm not a fan of MS Windows or Office, but I can usually live with it. Today, we hate each other, and one of us has to go. And it's not me. #
  • has been sent 30 Rock – Series 2 – Disc 2: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiH_DM #
  • Watched Star Trek: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyF6z0 #
  • @SharonMcG1971 There is a burgeoning black, er, green market for these bins now with the new social pressure to recycle our excess cabbage. #
  • One fine day I *will* get an early night… Still worrying about where I'll store all my rotting food over the next fortnight. #
  • Oh, that's totally done for their No Claims Bonus. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-12301802 #
  • @BlueVanMan …It's the perfect victim-less crime! #
  • @BlueVanMan I have some tip-ex, so I can hide the evidence. Nobody could make the connection, and he can get a new one from the council… #
  • So, if someone offers you a used green wheelie bin in the pub, check if it's got a '5' painted in white on the lid before parting with cash. #
  • Anyone seen a green bin? We put ours out for collection yesterday and it was apparently collected. Not seen it since, checked neighbors' etc #
  • RT @virt_lancaster Direct link to Forestry consultation pages on DEFRA web site: http://www.defra.gov.uk/corporate/consult/forests/index.htm #
  • Civil liberties lobberty! Ace! #r4today @r4today #
  • A recent listen: Manic Street Preachers – She Is Suffering http://bit.ly/h1KXSr http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @christiancable Made me smile a lot. Lots of shots in the presentation which I somehow missed at the time. Was it well received IRL? #
  • Uuuuuuaaaaargh! WTF!? #bfgw #
  • Watching BFGWs. I wasn't planning to, but *somebody* PVRd it and is now playing it at me. It's amazing; wonder how much balance, though. #
  • @booksaregood Nope, I need others to pick or I won't get any diversity in my reading list. #
  • CRIMINALS: Did you know that you don't need to steal passwords to log on to social networks? Anyone can join! #
  • @bggrice There are women Doctors!? Unsupervised? #
  • It's like he doesn't WANT to educate us! Anyway, at times like that I had to remind myself that the book has a name and a purpose… #la1bc #
  • I really felt like he'd left us high and dry after tantalizing us with the FACTS about placebos in trials, then not explaining HOW! #la1bc #
  • …there were many points where I would have loved it if he'd digressed from his main theme. Good example was the placebo effect. #la1bc #
  • In response to the comments about him ramming it down our throats, I kept having to remind myself, that was the point of the book. #la1bc #
  • Anyone else notice how frequently he would use vague or emotive language, or unsubstantiated details in his conclusions? #la1bc #
  • Back from having my arse felt at Garstang. Well, half felt. Can't even have my arse felt properly. I missed the #la1bc meet for that. #iBad #
  • @Yorkie71 I know exactly what you mean with the vinegar, done it myself once or twice! #
  • A recent listen: Warpaint – Baby http://bit.ly/hWl9IT http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • If anyone's worked out how to flip the lid off the soy sauce without skinning their thumb, and just haven't told me, I'm going to be cross. #
  • @booksaregood I'm not available tonight at 9, but will try and dip in. I've read the book, too – waste of time now I can't join in! #LA1bc #
  • @RealAltShow Good grief, it must be bleak if it's turned you to those bands for respite! Will check it out, sounds good. #
  • Sounds Good! RT @WildLives: @jrwi Or, How about @SaveLDForests rally in Grizedale Forest 30th Jan? http://bit.ly/hzITJR #SaveOurForests :) #
  • The #SaveOurForests petition is all very nice and everything, but what else can be done? Do petitions ever work? http://bit.ly/SaveForests #
  • @alikichapple @dartogreen @booksaregood …for Lancaster Books Are Good? It doesn't *have* to be an acronym, does it, just an ID? #
  • @alikichapple @dartogreen @booksaregood Don't forget to keep the # tag short to allow for our erudite output. I'll have a think, too. #lbag #
  • A recent listen: Warpaint – Warpaint http://bit.ly/hr4AWw http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Not the view from MY window, unfortunately. The view from @Pete_Eaton's home in Porto. Drink it in. http://flic.kr/p/9cAeQC #
  • @UraGraymalkin Mumbling? Check. Barely conscious? Check. No money in his pockets? Check. OMG! Toby's been out drinking with @Pete_Eaton! #
  • Only kidding. Poor little thing's got a nasty cold and has been in on the sofa in his 'jamas this afternoon. He's going to school, though! #
  • Instead of my usual 'no-name' curry w/lots of chilli, Korma was requested for Toby to try. Then he went to bed before it was ready. Wanker. #
  • A recent listen: Amelia – Between the Bars http://bit.ly/g3RY6K http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Sunday morning is the new Saturday morning as I'm iPlayer-ing I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. S54E4 has the best Uxbridge Dictionary round EVAH! #
  • A recent listen: Bob Parks – Spiritual http://bit.ly/e5YYhN http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Gladii #swordsaftersex #
  • Didn't think it terribly odd. #5wordsaftersex #
  • Oh. FIVE words after sex… Been reading it as SWORDS after sex most of the day. Didn't think it terribly odd. #5wordsaftersex #
  • Tina who? Never heard of her. And I probably wouldn't fancy her if I had. #
  • Is it acceptable to fancy Tina Fey? Coz I think I fancy Tina Fey. If it's not acceptable to fancy Tina Fey, forget I ever mentioned Tina Fey #
  • @funkyspider I threw mine directly in the recycling, after using it to give my 7 yo a brief information-history lesson. #howweusedtolive #
  • @TheWineyard Yeah, saw that, most amusing response. #
  • @ukuleleboy Nice. Also like the cover art. How DO you play more than 1 instrument at the same time? You should go on Britain's Got Talent. #
  • @TheWineyard Ben! Wash your mouth out! You're a respectable man of business, NOT a potty-mouthed Miami detective. #
  • RT @mcdent I'm thinking of going on Dragons Den with a revolutionary new kitchen drawer design. It will be over 3 inches deep! #
  • @janlbuxton @UraGraymalkin Note that Slow Club are on the @LoudinLibraries list for Lancaster quite soon, surely a must, even at a tenner. #
  • A recent listen: The Very Best – Warm Heart Of Africa http://bit.ly/fQSzyB http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • A recent listen: The Cure – A Strange Day http://bit.ly/h1JJbA http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Now to read some Bad Medicine [sic], with a glass of Good Medicine [sick!]. #booksrock #whisky @booksaregood #
  • That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. #sunset RT @Yorkie71: Quite a sunset tonight over Caton. http://flic.kr/p/9c6K7J #
  • A combination of a late finish at work, general fatigue, poorly boy and an early start tomorrow has quashed my dreams of seeing MTTS tonight #
  • Anyone fancy some focaccia? It's Cherry Tomato, Basil, Pesto & Penicillin. http://twitpic.com/3s448q Another victim of the blockade. #
  • @Yorkie71 Cool – I didn't get to spend any quality time with it, but it looked a good one. #
  • Sunset! #
  • @Ralpharama @SharonMcG1971 It's not the parts… #sucksteeth #
  • @Ralpharama leg-warmers plus bow tie and tweed FTW! #
  • @CyclingTown That's actually disgraceful. Don't suppose you know if any MPs with seats in/near the cycling towns are present. #
  • Oh, sweet cyber-Jesus. Can't these people just get a life!? VirtualEternity http://bit.ly/dQliRk #
  • @UraGraymalkin So yeah, they're acceptable office attire generally, or yeah, they're acceptable for you, you 'already a c*nt' c*nt? #
  • A recent listen: The Phenomenal Handclap Band – 15 to 20 http://bit.ly/eimrys http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Wish I'd put me long-johns on this morning. Are leg warmers still all the rage? Are they acceptable office wear? #
  • @marieiram I like the sneering! #booksrock #
  • A recent listen: Crystal Stilts – Graveyard Orbit http://bit.ly/i3BzeV http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • RT @jrwi RT @virt_lancaster Married to the Sea and FTSE 100 head for Yorkshire House http://ht.ly/1aTLjM #
  • @kevmcveigh Married to the Sea. I'm pretty sure they're on tomorrow, might well be mistaken. #
  • Any of you lot planning on going to TYH tomorrow night for MTTS? Haven't decided myself, yet, may be too tired, might depend who's out… #
  • @SharonMcG1971 @idiotjohnson Pardon? Have I come at a bad moment? #
  • @DHNewHawks I *knew* the set was too short. Next time I'll be bringing a check list. Can we get a refund? #
  • @SharonMcG1971 Now, now, we don't berate the shuttle. If we're cross or frustrated, we smash our racket. That's the way of iBad. #wayofibad #
  • @ukuleleboy @BeBopAJulia Would have cost twice as much at ASDA. #
  • @PotterJen Try sarcasm instead. #
  • @christiancable Brilliant, congrats. #
  • @campdave Have you tried theyworkforyou.com, might have some links or ideas if not the info itself? #
  • @Yorkie71 Saturn in the SSW this morning. Venus to the SSE. #
  • RT @funkyspider Sir, spike your hair up when you go on tele, you'll look sick init. Sick, that's good right? http://yfrog.com/h2fzkjugj #
  • Turner's View: The flooded Lune valley, viewed on a cold, wet (last) Sunday afternoon. Woodie's was closed. http://flic.kr/p/9bEkwQ #
  • Where do you keep your photocopier? (envious:-) RT @P9ADV @iMacstu @jrwi can I show you my office? http://plixi.com/p/70996695 #
  • @iMacstu Think I'll get myself out (oo-er) for a walk at lunchtime. Might not get back to work, though! #
  • @alikichapple I'll take that over any alternative you might have offered ;) #
  • Ooh, I've just opened my bedroom curtains (I know, I'm a slut), and what a beautiful day. Glad I'll be sat in an office until dark. #
  • @alikichapple Okay, fair enough, you didn't use the infinitive in your original tweet. I was being naughty, I knew exactly what you meant… #
  • @alikichapple Impact was a noun when I was a kid, and is still a noun today. It was, and is still, also a verb. Isn't English brilliant!? #
  • @alikichapple Any other verbs we should stop using as verbs while we're on the case? #
  • A recent listen: The Decemberists – Dear Avery http://bit.ly/dWmnD6 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • So much for the early night I promised myself, how'd it get to 1 a.m? The usual way, I suppose. Wonder if I'll keep my early rise promise… #
  • InstaFetch Brings Instapaper to Android http://lifehac.kr/hQ8Pb6 #
  • Photo: The lowering of the blockade has resulted in a bounty for the healthy snacker. That’s bounty with a… http://tumblr.com/xup1alq8ov #
  • Hey! You! Yes, you! Heard of The Decemberists? They have a new album out. Well, I say new… http://bit.ly/gC4joE – The King Is Dead #
  • @jonesyb Odd coincidence – my driving licence is also due for renewal. At least we might get away with one set of photos. Each, I mean! #
  • Skip-related self-loathing http://tumblr.com/xup1ahvmul #
  • @facey (lol with you not at you) #
  • @facey lol #
  • RT @Kisa Here it comes http://instagr.am/p/BErEo/ #
  • @dartogreen I'll add another voice to the chorus of those praising the Desire. I'm much happier with it since adding Vignette – transformed! #
  • @timdifford Me too. In fact, I often completely forget Gang of Four even exist and mentally attribute their entire oeuvre to Wire. Odd. #
  • @Aghillo I do like the map twist/enhancement to the picture-a-day project. Does the geography dimension inform your shot choice at all? #
  • @jonesyb I'm just doing the renewal of my passport and was similarly unimpressed by the cost. Might just use a Sharpie and self-renew. #
  • @SharonMcG1971 Just started Surface Detail. No spoilers, please! #
  • RT @virt_lancaster Married to the Sea and FTSE 100 head for Yorkshire House http://ht.ly/1aTLjM #
  • A recent listen: Dreamend – Deathwatch Carnival, 1965 http://bit.ly/dFpCk9 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @Pete_Eaton …I have no idea what making a fitness video for the CIA will do to that equation. #
  • @Pete_Eaton ZOMG! You're making a fitness video for the CIA!? You either rule, or are the gayest c*nt the world ever saw… #
  • @TheWineyard How do you manage roast beef sandwiches without strong English mustard?! #
  • @Pete_Eaton What on earth have you been doing? You working for the CIA, or just trying to get fit? #
  • Think you might enjoy this album, especially if you're feeling a bit maudlin http://bit.ly/hgYAnt Dreamend – The Long Forgotten Friend #
  • @PotterJen Looks cool, where is it? #
  • A recent listen: Wintermitts – Accord Mineur http://bit.ly/iaDaMb http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Photo: dartogreen: http://tumblr.com/xup19wx1fb #
  • Think I'll have a spin out there later for a gawp. #lune RT @Yorkie71: Tis a bit choppy today on the river. http://plixi.com/p/70378490 #
  • #BSP Don't know if it's copy-protected or some glitch in my hardware. Never mind, it's on Spotify: http://bit.ly/en95OJ -Valhalla Dancehall #
  • #BSP Anyone having trouble ripping Valhalla Dancehall? Got it Thursday and ripped it before lending it to someone, tried to listen… Doh! #
  • A trop-hay? To be outstanding in its field? Is this the sort of thing you were after? RT @DHNewHawks: What does a horse get when it wins? #
  • @DHNewHawks @Ottersgear @StuartAnthonyUK Thanks for the gig tonight, a most amicable way to pass a Saturday evening. Fookin' ace #carsoncity #
  • @PotterJen If they're at the North Pole then, yes, he's dead right, they need rescuing. Bright lad. #
  • @PotterJen Aww, poor thing, take him to the North Pole, it wouldn't kill you, would it? #
  • @idiotjohnson Hey, I'm wearing blue jeans. Oh, right, I see what you're saying… #
  • I'm at The Golden Lion for Dan Haywood's New Hawks http://post.ly/1UYWf #
  • @jabe666 Are you *sure* it's your elbow? #
  • A recent listen: British Sea Power – Heavy Water http://bit.ly/gXyn9U http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • I'd not noticed it, you'd think I'd have seen the attendant staff. They must be the ones who keep telling me to wipe the grin off my face. #
  • Thanks for all the photo booth location advice. Turns out they are more common than CCTV. I'll just use the one on the corner of our street. #
  • @Girlonatrain Cheers – If you see one, will you get my pictures? I'll give you the money when I see you next. Ta. #
  • @BrianSheldon Of course, ASDA. Now you mention it, I remember seeing one there. How easy they are to ignore when you don't need one! Thanks. #
  • @Girlonatrain Aha! Yes, railway stations. I've just remembered I got my last ones in St. Nich's Arcade, wonder if that's still got one. #
  • @Yorkie71 The price seems to rise daily, or perhaps with demand – I paid about $4, but it was rocketing at the time of the delicious rumour. #
  • @Yorkie71 I switched to http://pinboard.in/ Not free, but import from delicious, nice twitter integration, simple 'read later' option. #
  • The only booths I've seen in recent years is where I buy ale for £1 a bottle. #
  • Synchronicity: Passport & driving licence both renew within a few days of one another, and soon. Where does one get photos, these days? PO? #
  • @Aghillo Ooh, sir! That's lovely. Where it's it? #
  • RT @djhanks: Steve Bell on the loss of 2000 jobs in Manchester. http://bit.ly/hY3kRl #
  • Not long home and I'm being forced to depart on a long voyage into the final frontier; watching Star Trek with Toby. #
  • My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Dan Haywood's New Hawks (15), Nick Drake (11) & Tap Tap (11) http://bit.ly/bbtThG #
  • Working… #
  • @The_Visitor Isn't it already a tourist attraction? #lancastercastle #
  • slivers of joy http://bit.ly/gJ6CIx #
  • @iMacstu Ooh, I love a bit of Spanish. Goes great with sherbert, not had it for years. #learning #
  • @alikichapple Mine are often waiting by the door with my slippers when I get home from work. They think they're people! #whisky #ioBacche #
  • Photo: Valhalla Dancehall made it through the apparent postal blockade at my house, but that’s British Sea… http://tumblr.com/xup197ssgs #
  • @lootl Did I say loaf? I meant wine, more wine. #
  • Pour me a goblet of rough wine, I'm off to Booths but shall be returning with a loaf and a thirst. #
  • They've doomed themselves in the foot. #
  • RT @BlackZestS Sadly I think it is true. A friend of mine who works there told me this morning it is likely to close! 200+ jobs #lancaster #
  • @ukuleleboy @bggrice Do we know how many it employs? #
  • @bggrice @ukuleleboy Cool, maybe they'll be able to convert it to some much-needed, modern-living, city-centre apartments. Or a supermarket. #
  • Did they just say Lancaster Castle HMP is to close? #r4today #
  • S7E15. Wasn't going to, but I'm very, very bad. #
  • A recent listen: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Where the Wild Roses Grow http://bit.ly/gU9NZr http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Is this some sort of Tron tie-in? Oh, they were light bikes, not lighter bikes. Anyway. OMFG! Lighter bikes! http://bit.ly/eEFr2g #
  • Since all the cool kids are doing it, and @UraGraymalkin, I'm now watching The West Wing. S7E14, Two Weeks Out http://bit.ly/hjSSMQ #
  • @idiotjohnson Somewhere on the menu for one of the days is the dessert of Gingerbread Person. Must be what passes for catering humour. #
  • @idiotjohnson It sounds offal, but that's how I get my shits 'n' wriggles. #
  • @idiotjohnson They might argue it's not possessive, since Hot Heroes is the outlet and… Oh god, why am I defending these morons? #
  • Photo: Baked. http://tumblr.com/xup18pllja #
  • Toby asked to be sent to school dinners and this was his first week. We were a bit worried (he's fussy) but jealous! http://bit.ly/hEXfhb #
  • RT @dartogreen: You're gorgeous, but what's with the hair? http://instagr.am/p/9_Xm/ #
  • has been sent 30 Rock – Series 2 – Disc 1: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiH_DI #
  • has been sent Star Trek: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiF6z0 #
  • @Girlonatrain Unless there's some immediate political motivation, yes. Maybe if the drivers are careless in protest at safety camera cuts… #
  • Pass. Anyone hear? RT @Yorkie71 @jrwi I wonder what happend to David Gilmour's idiot son who swung from the Union Flag on the Cenotaph. #
  • @Girlonatrain That crossed my mind, too. 32 months is harsh, even if he'll only serve half. Presume it's within guidelines, but don't know. #
  • @campdave There's me thinking you'd gone to see them at the library (the one I missed). Have you been listening to the new album? #
  • @Yorkie71 Totally agree. He'll only serve a maximum of half that, which is good because 32 months would be OTT, I think. #
  • Is this an appropriate and just response? What do we think? Student protester jailed for throwing fire extinguisher http://bbc.in/i8sj8P #
  • Watched Prison Break – Season 1 – Part 2 – Disc 3: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyEtT0 #
  • Watched True Blood – Series 2 – Disc 5: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyJkHw #
  • Cup match. BRING IT ON! Ahem, sorry about that. #ibad #
  • @katyskyewalker Now, they're BIG tablets! Horse sized!? #
  • So, is Shakin' any relation to Sufjan? http://bit.ly/fYmGMB #justwondered #
  • I've put Bombay Bicycle Club on and now I can't hear #r4today Ah, that's better. #
  • A recent listen: Glory Glory Man United – Pop Song Automaton http://bit.ly/i3sUbg http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Weekends leave me exhausted. We need a more stable working pattern. Gonna campaign for a 9 day working week. Who's with me? #hurriesofftobed #
  • @ukuleleboy Also… I miss the owl :( #
  • @ukuleleboy Excellent, as has been remarked already, more please (a lengthier version). Are you going to play them live and solo eventually? #
  • @idiotjohnson I had to get him to tone the plaudits down a bit, he was just gushing about me. I was embarrassed, but proud. #
  • Late supper – roast chicken, sweet potato, carrot, pepper & onion. http://post.ly/1SY45 #
  • Toby's self-portrait (w/timer) from the sunrise expedition just before New Year. Best viewed in light box mode. http://flic.kr/p/98U988 #
  • A recent listen: Nick Drake – Parasite http://bit.ly/gb3g5a http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Proscribed terrorist groups | Home Office http://bit.ly/fI9a19 <== Looked everywhere, can't find the list of permitted terrorist groups. #
  • Sat in the home 'office', current threat level of stopping searching for better home insurance deals and going out in the sun: Critical #
  • @idiotjohnson No, c'mon, what is it really? Who produces, Alan Partridge? #
  • @idiotjohnson Go on then; what's Men & Motorways? #
  • The short days are really beginning to piss me off. #
  • US Congresswoman shot in the head, 9 others shot to death. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12143774 #fuckinghell #
  • Eating a spam & egg burger and listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue: Series 54: Episode 1 http://bbc.in/fMxtmO #
  • RT @timdifford Good Code http://bit.ly/fLLODi #
  • True Blood, S2E11. Been enjoying the latter half of this season, but had to get them on Lo… http://bit.ly/bcSM2p #TrueBlood (via @GetGlue) #
  • "Have you got a buy now price? my brother sold my son’s buzz pants to his friend for beer which wasn’t…" http://tumblr.com/xup17ov93u #
  • @BeBopAJulia Happy Birthday! Enjoy your evening. #
  • My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Ride (27), Stealing Sheep (8) & The Bear Around Your Neck (3) http://bit.ly/bbtThG #
  • @Yorkie71 @ukuleleboy @BlueVanMan @virt_lancaster I'm in on any plan or campaign, even a culling campaign. #notodogpoo #
  • @idiotjohnson No, hold on, I've not got my story straight. I've been caught in a lie! #shamed #onlyonek #
  • @idiotjohnson Yes, two laps. I did 500 more just to be the man who ran 1000 miles to fall down at your door. But you were out. #
  • #laboured #
  • @ukuleleboy @idiotjohnson Be careful; I once entered what I thought was a 10km run. Turns out I misread, it was a 10k Mile run. Took ages. #
  • @AshtonLancaster Nice! #
  • David Blunkett. Why do we still allow him to speak or be reported in public, let alone hold office? Treachery! #
  • Suffocated fish in Williamson Park, regard http://twitpic.com/3nqqx3 #
  • RT @virt_lancaster Council washes its hands of Fish that suffocated in Williamson Park at Christmas – see today's print Lancaster Guardian #
  • Sudden Orc death! #r4today #
  • @ukuleleboy I would go further and insist. You should see it before it gets *too* dated in terms of the political landscape and tech. #
  • @ukuleleboy Hard not to love Ziegler..! #
  • I'll take any win. #
  • Feeling smug because I've beaten the frost with a dust-sheet, the only one on the street to do so, and the inverse of the usual situation. #
  • @ukuleleboy Hah! It does, doesn't it!? But it isn't, it's Richard Schiff's Toby Ziegler, from The West Wing: http://bit.ly/eYYd0r #
  • A recent listen: The Bear Around Your Neck – Slow Death of a Tree http://bit.ly/hF8fSM http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @iMacstu Hey, nice pic! Are you doing Aikido in an ice cave? Cool! #
  • RT @roger180868 Paclights http://twitpic.com/3nlja2 #
  • @kevmcveigh Even the early stuff? Drive Blind? Chelsea Girl? Surely not bland, maybe not to Taste..? #
  • Wrong hash tag! The BBC radio programme I was trying to invoke was, of course, Music While You Work. Confused it with Listen With Mother. #
  • Think I'll indulge in some early Ride this afternoon, but, first, Zeus. #listenwhileyouwork #
  • Penis disk, surely. RT @Pete_Eaton Toylets – Brilliant! http://t.co/9Uppa99. Not so sure about taking my pendisk there though… #
  • @SharonMcG1971 Oh dear, hope you get fixed up quickly. Good luck. #
  • Beat me to it. RT @ukuleleboy @SharonMcG1971 lol….really 2.30?, they must reserve that slot #
  • Shower time! #mcshower #nopants #
  • Does the RPI include VAT? #
  • If I was that trading standards officer, I'd have slapped Jennie Bond by now. Even before she started talking. #
  • Rip-off Britain: is MY licence fee really being spent on this? Rip off! #
  • has been sent True Blood – Series 2 – Disc 5: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiJkHw #
  • Grapes? In a banana guard? Are you quite mad? http://post.ly/1R7Gi #
  • Watched True Blood – Series 2 – Disc 4: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyJkHs #
  • The whisky glass beside my bed hasn't been washed for 18 months or so. Not done me any harm. I'm 102 years old. http://twitpic.com/3n3g7u #
  • I used to have some of this. Must get some for each of the kids I know… RT @indiaknight Playplax http://post.ly/1QTj5 #
  • If any one refers to events of a few days ago as 'last year' again today, I shall not hide my irritation. #ffs #
  • A recent listen: White Hinterland – Icarus http://bit.ly/h5zwi8 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Don't stare up at the sun – you'll probably drown. #eclipse #
  • Everyone in Lancaster enjoying the eclipse? Good. #
  • RT @Aghillo If you care about our woodlands and forests then please please consider signing this petition http://bit.ly/saveforests #
  • Ooh, George Osborne is coming on #r4today in a moment to tell us why he hates us so much. #vat20 #
  • @lootl FILF.com, forgot all about that one… #
  • @timdifford It made me want to see more, but I didn't then make any effort to see any of the films. Think I'll just watch him… #
  • @timdifford Did you see his one about Westerns? Same sort of treatment:insightful, passionate, witty, funny. Makes me want to see more film. #
  • @lootl Yeah, I clocked it, actually. The count resets at 100,000. #rtm #
  • Rich Hall is a genius. Just watched his 'The Dirty South' critique/documentary on the cinema of the Southern States. He can wear a stetson. #
  • I completed 801 tasks with Remember The Milk in 2010 #rtmstats http://rmilk.com/ #
  • Any witches/warlocks out there know how to stop a little boy growing up anymore? He's too cute as he is #soppydad http://twitpic.com/3mruob #
  • Anyway, off to play in an iBad match in a bit. I really, really CBA. #
  • Who the hell would organise an iBad match for a bank holiday? I don't want my leisure activities taking up my leisure time. #
  • @christiancable I blame Danny (Champion of the World). #
  • Back to work tomorrow, so I'm busily roasting all of the left over Xmas provisions. Parsnips, carrots, onions, stilton, Quality Street, &c. #
  • Bit of a slow start today after beers with @UraGraymalkin & @kjcos999 last night. What do they put in that IPA? I only had 12 pints. #
  • Would it have killed you to tell me about Kinski sooner? #
  • A recent listen: The Pains of Being Pure at Heart – Young Adult Friction http://bit.ly/fPBABQ http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • OH: generally, if I make a resolution, it happens.

    That was @kjcos999, obviously. #

  • Like the opening of an episode of Casualty. #thearchers #
  • Right, must just go and phone my Mum & Dad… #thearchers #theywouldkillme #
  • @lootl Hey, less of the mini! Don't believe everything you read about me in the red tops! #
  • @idiotjohnson I know! I saw the 13th hidden message, remember? Not sure how it affects the FUTURE OF MANKIND though, well, not all of them. #
  • …because if I'm still in the shower when they get here, it'll be getting too late. What did you think I meant? #
  • Next: Shower ready for @UraGraymalkin & @kjcos999 coming round, then out. Though if they catch me in the shower, we might not make it out… #
  • Killed a few hours in Happy Mount Park this afternoon, great fun: Will took his stabilisers off and Toby was learning his unicycle. #balance #
  • A recent listen: Stealing Sheep – sleep http://bit.ly/fiZG3i http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @kjcos999 Yes! You pick @UraGraymalkin up and come round here for your present around 7pm, then take us to Hest Bank for drinks til 12. OK? #
  • @GoGoSonia This song usually plays in my head when this subject comes up. Makes me sad. http://song.ly/2lqgd Grandaddy – Summer… It's Gone #
  • @idiotjohnson Right, now I don't know what to think – just watched it again and I've found 13 hidden messages. Did you count right? #
  • @SharonMcG1971 What, no veg or anything? #
  • @idiotjohnson …you say. But can I take a chance with THE FUTURE OF MANKIND!? #
  • @idiotjohnson I'm not sure whether to believe a word #
  • Just stumbled across this video by @IdiotJohnson, It's pretty arty, but still OK. Is that a Birtley Aris at 1:23? http://bit.ly/f2FXCC #
  • @Dan_Whittaker_ Despite my earlier claim, tomorrow night's the night. Think you can make it? cc @kjcos999 @UraGraymalkin @jabe666 #
  • @GoGoSonia Depressing, isn't it? #
  • @UraGraymalkin easily accessible and nice. Lancaster fits the bill for me. Ideally want to get@kjcos999 @Dan_Whittaker_ & @jabe666 out, too #
  • Sun sets at 15:59 today. How dreary of it. #
  • RT @neilboyd All the ones, 1.1.11 11:11:11 http://yfrog.com/h6ycmaj #
  • @neilboyd Yay, I was thinking to capture that, then forgot… Will have to wait for the 11th of November now. #
  • A recent listen: Field Music – 17 http://bit.ly/eXaEtX http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • RT @dartogreen Happy new year!!! #
  • @Pete_Eaton Nah, he's drinking Stella. Happy New Year. #
  • @theglove78 Yeah, tragic is a better description than sad. Very clever stuff from Morris, as usual. His leaving his son was what made me sad #
  • @UraGraymalkin Aw, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Happy New Year to you and the quizzing crew. #
  • Our home land line just phoned itself and left a "voice text" saying Happy New Year. It's a nice thought, but the execution's a bit creepy. #
  • @theglove78 Yeah, just watched it recently. Very funny, but I found it quite sad, too, especially at the end. Be interested in your views. #
  • Decided to stay in for #nye more or less at Toby's request; he wants nibbles & to try to stay up until midnight! http://twitpic.com/3lpeiw #
  • @UraGraymalkin Still weighing up my options for tonight… Are you Ottersgearing, what's the craic with that? #probablystayingin #
  • My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Flying Lotus (17), Frightened Rabbit (9) & Mogwai (6) http://bit.ly/bbtThG #
  • RT @follyofyouth:"Best of Lists: the coping strategy of a 9 yr old"! Love it. RT @darrenhayman: the best top 10 list… http://bit.ly/hF6qH0 #
  • A recent listen: Stealing Sheep – Shoot the ducks to win http://bit.ly/htrb15 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Port and Stilton, what a cliché my life has become… #
  • Watching some Tom Baker Doctor Who with Toby. And drinking Warre's Warrior Port. And nibbling Stilton (don't want to spoil my tea). #
  • @ukuleleboy @potterjen Yours are in the wars more than mine! Builds character, what doesn't kill them etc. Clumsiest during growth spurts. #
  • Lawks! The Gleam Pt. 2 by The Microphones is good – #lastfm http://bit.ly/60bmy #
  • (I haven't. I haven't got better things to do.) #
  • Wow, you lot have been busy: Just got a load of tabs with links and pics and vids to work through. I have got better things to do, you know. #
  • @Dan_Whittaker_ WHAT'S YOUR WHAT'S YOUR MAXIMUM? #zeus #
  • @Aghillo @SharonMcG1971 I also enjoyed the related tags, such as 'present participle' & 'Yoko Ono'. Though I obviously don't enjoy Yoko Ono. #
  • @Aghillo Cheers, first for me, in the wild! #
  • @DHNewHawks Near Middleton. Just happened to see it alight as I was driving by and managed to pull over for a minute. Chuffed. #
  • Just encountered a little Owl, or possibly an actual Little Owl. Best I could do with my phone from the car. http://twitpic.com/3l8mn5 #
  • A recent listen: Frightened Rabbit – Footshooter http://bit.ly/gJxDsi http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @ukuleleboy By bullying, I'm not talking stealing their dinner money, natch! Easy to back off if it's not looking good, wasteful not to try. #
  • @ukuleleboy If you think that the results would be good for artist and/or audience, then some friendly stalking/bullying would be acceptable #
  • @ukuleleboy Bonus is that today is about as late as it ever rises around here. Thought it easier today than some time in June! #
  • Brought Toby to see the sun rise, as he claimed never to have seen one. Not really changed that today! http://post.ly/1PJYW #
  • @ukuleleboy @iMacstu @Ralpharama Leaving? Sounds like mistaken identity… ;) #
  • @iMacstu We have had a good one, thanks! Glad yours has been good, too (been watching;) -Hope you have a good NYEE night out tomorrow. #
  • @iMacstu I hope he hasn't been taken by one of those shadowy figures who were following me… I suspect he's just busy with festive spirit. #
  • @marieiram Ha! Nothing could rival #twancaster I was trying a Wind in the Willows style tweet-up, but I think Ratty's been taken by a mink. #
  • @simondtwit Thanks, it was rather beautiful. There were *lots* of folk with cameras, so there must be loads of pics somewhere out here! #
  • I wasn't the only one taking pictures. Also nice to have met @Yorkie71 – he recognized me in the crowd somehow… ;) http://flic.kr/p/95DMoX #
  • An icy panorama at the Crook O' Lune today. http://flic.kr/p/95DMBX #
  • A recent listen: Flying Lotus – Auntie's Lock / Infinitum http://bit.ly/i44zyC http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • Dragging the kids off the sofa and away from their Nintendos for a cold, wet walk. That's got to be good, right? #
  • @iMacstu I can't speak for @Ralpharama, but I'm alive. Been keeping my head down as I was being followed by some shady characters… #
  • A recent listen: Eddies Brother – Supernatural Bread http://bit.ly/eGBBeL http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @lootl Not as good as a 'send to Instapaper' option in a Twitter client, alas. Also, not yet found a half-decent Instapaper Android app. #
  • @lootl It's linked to my Twitter a/c – whenever I favourite a tweet, pinboard adds it as a bookmark, then I can un-fave it… #
  • @lootl That's one of the things I miss from my Nokia – being able to send Twitter links to instapaper. Pinboard has integration with both. #
  • @lootl It's a bookmarking service, quite similar to Delicious, except not being shut down by Yahoo. https://pinboard.in/ #
  • Just spotted 'Rich Hall's The Dirty South' is on BBC 4 later (00:35). His film genre documentaries are not to be missed. Y'hear? #
  • Best thing about pinboard is the twitter_favs feature. I use favourites as part of my workflow, now they become bookmarks in a reading list. #
  • A recent listen: Mogwai – May Nothing But Happiness Come through Your Door http://bit.ly/ghp8Ky http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • @Aghillo Swimming Derwent Water!? Good grief, how far is that? #
  • A recent listen: Isobel Campbell – Thursday's Child http://bit.ly/gT7ODK http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
  • A recent listen: The Besnard Lakes – Albatross http://bit.ly/ftLHQc http://bit.ly/jrwifm #