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Sun 31 Oct 2010

Tweet Digest, Week Ending 2010-10-31

By jrwi

@katyskyewalker not seen or heard any. There should be a big police presence out and about tonight, don't know why we put up with it. in reply to katyskyewalker #
There's one in your eye, Stagecoach! Hope you turn back into a pumpkin at midnight, you joyless public transporters, you. #
On the bus. Did 'trick or treat' to the driver. He didn't see the funny side, so it's a trick for him. I'm not going to use the return trip. #
There're enough already without having to bus them in from Lancaster. Begging with menaces. #
Just seen a group of about a dozen youths alight the 2a & head up our road. Hope they're honest burglars, rather than poxy trick & treaters #
@mrchrisaddison I recently discovered that Chris Acland, drummer with shoe-gazers Lush, was born here. That's not that interesting, is it? in reply to mrchrisaddison #
The kids have gone begging house to house, so I'm having coffee & cake before heading out to see @MrChrisAddison. http://twitpic.com/32nx4f #
Whatever happens, do NOT let me leave the house for Lancaster without taking my casserole out of the oven. #notaeuphemism #
A Toby o' Lantern amongst the pumpkins. I'm gonna carve him up, right pretty. http://post.ly/18ejc #
Just been to Aldi for a few items. Got some veg, chicken, bread, sauces, bottle of wine. 12 quid. Bet it would have been 20 plus at ASDA. #
@UraGraymalkin @jabe666 Yeah, I expect I'll bus it up for around just after 7 or so. Enough time for a pint or 2 before hand, hopefully. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@UraGraymalkin Packed day ahead, so what time do I need to be heading out for Mr. Chris Addison? I take it we're not eating out. #
What time do you call this? #
@UraGraymalkin WTF is that? Where are you, a scout camp in the 1950s? #
Don't start. #
Watching Dexter and drinking Marston's Burton Bitter from a wine glass. It's the future, you heard it here first. #
A recent listen: Sun Kil Moon – Glenn Tipton http://bit.ly/cmt7Bn http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
Aaaaaargh! iTunes! I hate you iTunes! Just play what I tell you to play in the frigging order I tell you to play it in! #
I'd forgotten YouTube auto-tweets..! RT @iMacstu: I liked a YouTube video — Unicycling Near the Fish Counting Station http://bit.ly/aoO7i0 #
@Kristianholt Good, I think. Pleased to see the predicted rain is absent. For the moment. in reply to Kristianholt #
John Grant – Solo album Queen Of Denmark 'made with Midlake' – spotify:album:18rnWL4Dde0DKGxRgJIfl3 http://post.ly/18K2w #
@Kristianholt Morning! in reply to Kristianholt #
Good question, one I was about to ask. RT @theglove78: Hmmmmm, what to do today. #
My mistake. I thought it was Neil Diamond. It's actually a Neil Diamond tribute act. #later #
Neil Diamond! Bet Macca didn't know he was on when he accepted the booking. #later #
Ooh, Later's on. How come no-one's tweeting about Later? Oh, Macca… #
@Girlonatrain You can't just put the lid back on. Or the shirt. Oh, hang on, I'm being told you can. Shirt's back on now. Sorry. in reply to Girlonatrain #
@marieiram Well, I'm sympathetic to Jason as I see many parallels between us. People are always calling us jocks, I think. #
@Girlonatrain I think you'll find he's hotter with shorter hair, regardless of costume. Looking pretty good in S2 of TB. IMHO. in reply to Girlonatrain #
@Girlonatrain I only just realised last week that Eric is played by that marine from Generation Kill. Glad he found work after de-mobbing. in reply to Girlonatrain #
@Girlonatrain Yeah, Sookie is f'ing annoying, but there are more arcs with Eric, Jason, Lafayette and a weird new creature to amuse. in reply to Girlonatrain #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Unicycling Near the Fish Counting Station http://youtu.be/PpgzOhWt-L4?a #
@Girlonatrain You could, but I'm quite enjoying this series. It's a bit silly though, they expect me to believe all that? Tsk. in reply to Girlonatrain #
Um, not sure I understand why Twitter thinks I'm similar to these folks… http://bit.ly/czJrKN #
@ukuleleboy No, it was OK, I just didn't understand what the little yellow things were, or the point of the main heist. Boys loved it! in reply to ukuleleboy #
Took the boys to see Despicable Me in 3D. I didn't understand the premise AT ALL. http://post.ly/18COK #
@christiancable But you're in a spaceship! A spaceship! in reply to christiancable #
@ukuleleboy I'll have to get my mum to video the repeat. in reply to ukuleleboy #
@dartogreen Cool. Try and have fun. in reply to dartogreen #
@idiotjohnson I wish I'd said that. in reply to idiotjohnson #
It's incredible! Everything's in glorious 3D! http://twitpic.com/31ymdq #
@idiotjohnson But then there's the 'artist' Idiot Johnson… I don't get how these names work. Are they supposed to be ironic, or not?! in reply to idiotjohnson #
My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Frankie Rose and The Outs (14), Darwin Deez (10) & The Tallest Man on Earth (10) http://bit.ly/bBlIfQ #
I am such a nob. Despite being off work & at the time being engaged in office chores, I still didn't hear #offthebeatentracks w/@Ukuleleboy #
A recent listen: Caribou – Odessa http://bit.ly/97bBuT http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
Very much SFW, unless you're not allowed to laugh. Are you allowed to laugh? Are you? Harry Hill's Little Internet Show http://t.co/49ZMvLr #
We've got some effete tramps down our way. #
@idiotjohnson @Girlonatrain Which one of you left the empty Baileys miniature on the pavement in front of our house? The empty Tia Maria? in reply to idiotjohnson #
Think I need a utility belt. A magic one, ideally. #
Now I'm off to Booths for some booze. Then to get settled in for the evening. Potatoes baking, pork sizzling, chores piling up for tomorrow. #
Had a lovely, if wet, day out around Grizedale with the kiddley-winks and that woman. No ultra-violence between the brothers grim yet today. #
.@Dan_Whittaker_ I take it you saw this… Boba Fett's Invoice to Jabba The Hut for Capturing Han Solo http://bit.ly/9ltasF #
Skerton Bridge. Under autumnal skies, under maintenance. http://post.ly/17oTQ #
@ukuleleboy Aye. Heading north, but only too aware lakes will be dead busy. Any suggestions? We were going to head for Grizedale. in reply to ukuleleboy #
Just been asked, "should I take my jumper and fleece or just my fleece?". Careful how you choose, luggage is limited in our Mondeo Estate. #
@idiotjohnson Sport Bar? in reply to idiotjohnson #
I just used #Shazam to discover Check Out My New Jesus by Joy Zipper. http://shz.am/t20149384 #
@grahambinns @andydiggle @wwwicked There was some talk about it recently, need to nudge @ukuleleboy & @iMacstu. #twancaster #
@ukuleleboy Undoubtedly. My two love each other dearly, but can be so incredibly violent to each other I sometimes think we should step in. in reply to ukuleleboy #
Nearly 11 o'clock!? Best get some food and start drinking. No work tomorrow, but still want to get an early start and make the best of it. #
@ukuleleboy Did you get around to giving Dead Man's Bones a listen? #
@ukuleleboy Bloody brothers! Will always seems to be the one who gets it, though. What happened with Joe, get injured by his bro too!? in reply to ukuleleboy #
@SharonMcG1971 It is. Except both boys are now in the Land of Nod. And are evil. in reply to SharonMcG1971 #
Good idea, utterly shite implementation. Will return to going, um, dunno, ask their mum… Cross that gogoblin have wasted my time. #FAIL #
…but the site is practically unusable. No bookmarklets, separate logins for me AND the boys and it keeps logging in as Toby automatically #
Trying to set up on-line wish lists @ http://www.gogoblin.co.uk/ for the boys to help head off the endless "what do the boys want for xmas?" #
Will's been in the wars again. Here he is, all glued up. Brother suitably remorseful. http://post.ly/17dy8 #
@Pete_Eaton I don't think either of them are right in the head, exactly. Think Will is going to be OK, it didn't knock him out or anything! in reply to Pete_Eaton #
Just heard Will's off to casualty, wounded by a stone his brother threw. This will be his 3rd visit for head injury in 5 years #badparents #
Tech Support http://bit.ly/aFDWhC #
@virt_lancaster More bizarre given the marginal/non-existent benefits of the selected route. Any Tory MPs got an interest in Heysham port? in reply to virt_lancaster #
@achipinthesugar As in, you have him take over for a bit? in reply to achipinthesugar #
@Yorkie71 re: RTM – I did some tests and it seems my problem was items with 0 or 1 tags didn't sync them properly. Seems fixed now, though. in reply to Yorkie71 #
This is odd, given the fiscal climate & benefit-free route #nimby RT @morecambelife Heysham – M6 Link Road Gets Go-Ahead http://t.co/nTAmN3O in reply to morecambelife #
Head down at my desk, think I'll have an Andrew Bird session on the iPod. "Yes, this functional design requires more whistling, I think". #
@ukuleleboy Oh, right, answers my question, I think! in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ukuleleboy That's ace. Where was it, when you were out near Blackpool? in reply to ukuleleboy #
@facey Nice. in reply to facey #
EU to lift flight ban on carry-on liquids http://reg.cx/1LfR #
Blown my sleep budget on winding down post-@iLiKETRAiNS at The Ruby Lounge. Worth every Zzzz… #
@TheRubyLounge @iliketrains Cool! What TiMEWiLLiTSTART? in reply to TheRubyLounge #
Off out with @UraGraymalkin to meet @Dan_Whittaker_ and to see @iLiKETRAiNS at @TheRubyLounge. Anyone I forgot to mention? #
@ukuleleboy Can't do that 'til later, but will do. If you can't wait to give it a whirl, it's on Spotify. in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ofthebeatentrax @ukuleleboy How about some alt-folky, southern gothic from Dead Man's Bones? #
@Yorkie71 Seeing an oddity where tags aren't syncing properly to Android. Messes with smart lists. Only just started happening past few days in reply to Yorkie71 #
@UraGraymalkin Why did you clear everything? in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@idiotjohnson Insufficient data. Is the goal simply to break even, or to see a cool band in a local venue? Why is the budget fixed? Etc? in reply to idiotjohnson #
@UraGraymalkin Oh, god! Did that really merit a response?! Sorry. Of course, it's a fine plan. What you said, it's what we'll do. #
Disappointed that I don't feel I've really earned a beer. Need to reappraise my success criteria. #
Disappointing iBad match tonight, opposition much weaker than we expected, plus missed one of my games b/c they conceded through injury. #
@Pete_Eaton It's on my Xmas list. I am already buying Kindle books and reading them on Android and netbook. Off to do that now, actually. in reply to Pete_Eaton #
@iMacstu @northern_monkey I'm aware that I use the meaningless phrase 'to be honest' in a way and to an extent that would annoy me in others #
@ukuleleboy In my experience, often think they have more rights than other kids (and adults). Think self-respect means disrespect others. in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ukuleleboy Speaking of filtering, at least you can get a decent coffee there. in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ukuleleboy Busy? in reply to ukuleleboy #
@UraGraymalkin Sounds like a job for you. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
A recent listen: Surfer Blood – Neighbour Riffs http://bit.ly/aU1E7v http://bit.ly/jrwifm #

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Sun 24 Oct 2010

Tweet Digest, Week Ending 2010-10-24

By jrwi

@PotterJen (sounds terrible, what a day you've had. Glad you and yours are OK, sorry about the lost stuff…) #
@PotterJen Jesus, was this just because you protested the cuts? in reply to PotterJen #
A recent listen: Surfer Blood – Take It Easy http://bit.ly/aytUDk http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
Who knew that one of the symptoms of the common cold was that it saps your adjectives..? Temporarily,I will be calling a spade a spade. #
@ukuleleboy Do – My descriptive powers are eluding me at present, can't do more than 'nice' at the moment, but it's nice. in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ukuleleboy It sounds good – just been spinning it whilst doing some office-based chores and it works for me. in reply to ukuleleboy #
Auto-tweet, but true:music so excellent i just bothered to download it @bandcamp: http://gizehrecords.bandcamp.com/album/sampler-winter-2010 #
Wow, fastest Xening EVAH! 20 mins! Its call & response format has given me an idea for work. Can we fix it? With the help of god we will! #
"We are looking to energise our forests by bringing in fresh ideas…" Yeah, those forests are looking tired http://www.http://bit.ly/a26lUK #
…especially the 90% wearing shell-suits and England football shirts. #
On our way to a christening. I got back from shopping, showered, dressed & out in c.12 mins. Will still be smarter than 90% of the attendees #
A recent listen: The Tallest Man on Earth – Kids on the Run http://bit.ly/dva7b6 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
RT @BBCNews Clegg searched conscience on cuts http://bbc.in/aka1Gp <== Couldn't find it, smoked a fag instead… #
A recent listen: Darwin Deez – Bad Day http://bit.ly/btzv5D http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
Love this. Mirrored slopes, mirrored lines. RT @campdave Leading the way http://flic.kr/p/8Mj1Gj #
Oh, I didn't know YouTube would do *that*! Feeling a bit embarrassed now… #
I've subscribed to djwrighty23's channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/djwrighty23?feature=autoshare #
@idiotjohnson Knee-injuring, kid's birthday party, kid's birthday party, shopping and kid sitting. Later: Kid-injuring and knee-shopping. in reply to idiotjohnson #
@idiotjohnson Oh goodness. You really didn't know did you. I'm so, so sorry. Just forget I mentioned it, there is no *off twitter*. in reply to idiotjohnson #
Babysitting, day 2: I'll make you a deal. You don't tweet how ace pubs/gigs/cinemas are, & I'll keep the domestic thrills to myself. Agreed? #
@idiotjohnson @ofthebeatentrax Best oil tanker joke of the day so far *on twitter*. in reply to idiotjohnson #
Jo and Maisie. http://twitpic.com/304x0q #
At my second kid's party of the day. I'm not just crashing these, I have been invited. #
Just been at William's birthday party (managed to wrangle an invite). http://post.ly/16a1m #
@dartogreen Yeah, it was too inconveniant to spell-check, due to unforeseen circumstances. in reply to dartogreen #
A recent listen: Interpol – Try It On http://bit.ly/9qNBg2 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
@dartogreen …or the lesson on using spell-checker? in reply to dartogreen #
@dartogreen 23th! How do you get to work in a bank having missed the lesson on ordinal numbers? in reply to dartogreen #
Tonight, I am all about music-related auto-tweeting. Tomorrow, the world! #
@dartogreen Well, we don't dislike it. It's not as sparkly as we prefer. Now, If I'd made it, I would be very proud, not sure B&S should be. in reply to dartogreen #
My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: The Rural Alberta Advantage (8), The Polyphonic Spree (6) & Wintermitts (6) http://bit.ly/bBlIfQ #
A recent listen: Belle and Sebastian – I Want the World to Stop http://bit.ly/9YuI2G http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
I'm babysitting, or, you know, looking after my kids. They're in bed now, so I can please myself! Books! Music! TV! Film! Bet I fall asleep #
Deadly 6, with Steve Irwin #bbccuts #cbbccuts #
@marieiram Ah. Chuzzle. I was going to ask… in reply to marieiram #
@theglove78 You really should have asked, you could have saved yourself so much pain. in reply to theglove78 #
@marieiram Exactly! in reply to marieiram #
@campdave So many morons, so few police forces turning a blind-eye to moron killing. in reply to campdave #
@UraGraymalkin Huh? Who *really* authored this tweet? Waiting to see the same text from @booksaregood, @marieatuni, etc #togetherness in reply to UraGraymalkin #
RT @Spiraltwist "Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs." #
Just got back from that The South. Hey, anyone see that those guys have got what they're calling a 'spending review' going on? Southerners! #
Very depressing RT @PotterJen Everyone should read this : http://ind.pn/djYJpC. It's excellent and depressing. #
@campdave Wait, where are you going? in reply to campdave #
Earlier tweet. Not previous. I'm in a Travel Lodge, it's not helpful to be too sentient or sapient. Or salient. Or saline. Ooh! Praline! #
Yes, I will also be confused by the mixed tenses in that previous tweet. Don't gave me a hard time. #
@facey Gays? in reply to facey #
@booksaregood Room progress: 0% of 100% eta: ? in reply to booksaregood #
Woah! I'm in Frankie & Bennie's and there WASN'T a birthday party. Cheers, Osborne, you austere c*nt. #
Sunset over Guildford Cathedral, from the third floor at head office. By the toilets. http://post.ly/15tfG #
RT @ofthebeatentrax Interviews with Ian McNabb and John Shuttleworth in this week's edition of The Visitor. http://bit.ly/dv5cwJ #
Lancaster – Euston train delayed for 'line equipment failure' north of Oxenholme. No ETA! Should have stayed in bed. #
@BeBopAJulia Glad you're OK, sorry about the car. Puts my train delay 'hell' into perspective. Hope you have a productive day. in reply to BeBopAJulia #
Luverly. Look at this. Made good time from The Dukes, too. RT @idiotjohnson PhotoTuesday 4: Clapham, North Yorkshire. http://bit.ly/cVCcyY #
@UraGraymalkin Thought of and dismissed. #storyofmylife in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@sianio I did warn them. I've heard nothing but bad reports, the others had all heard great things, somehow. Low standards. #brokenbritain in reply to sianio #
@Pete_Eaton You'll always be my team captain, captain. in reply to Pete_Eaton #
@UraGraymalkin Account confusion, but you may have an idea. If only I could think of a hash-tag… #twimmings #twurkey This isn't working. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
…not that I don't love you and want to eat xmas dinner with you you understand. It's not you, it's me. #
Ah, there appears to be an account recognition defect in tweetdeck for Android. That last tweet wasn't meant for you… #
Xmas meal booked. Thursday 2nd December at The Dalton Rooms. £18. Details will follow on the website and via team captains! #
.@idiotjohnson It's definitely His game. It must be the most played sport in His properties, with the possible exception of pong-ping & golf #
Sat in a church hall in #Torrisholme We're playing the Lord's game. #iBad http://twitpic.com/2z2yxb #
Superman's social media nightmare. http://t.co/LFBNf4k via @Snaggy #
I have some spreadsheet wrangling to do, so an opportunity to try to acquire a taste for The Magnetic Fields. Cue & queue '…Highway Strip' #
@Pete_Eaton Sadly, I think we are. #carpediem in reply to Pete_Eaton #
A recent listen: Neon Neon – Trick For Treat http://bit.ly/9Y5l1L http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
Aargh, wanted to be in bed by now! Off to Guildford Wednesday morning but out at iBad all night tomorrow. Must prep, which also means sleep! #
@facey What's wrong with "smallester"? in reply to facey #
Right, really am off to bed now, honest. #
@amandatigerfish Speedwriting might meet more of my requirements than SH. I need to make notes, not verbatim recordings. Ta for the tips! in reply to amandatigerfish #
@amandatigerfish Yeah, I sort of scrawl too, but need to write the notes up v. soon after to decipher. Would like a consistent system. in reply to amandatigerfish #
@dartogreen Oh, I see! Well, not going to take me long to make my mind up then. Have they no good albums? in reply to dartogreen #

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Sun 17 Oct 2010

Tweet Digest, Week Ending 2010-10-17

By jrwi

Please can I have a friend? #
I'm asking for a friend. #
Know how long it takes to learn shorthand? That's how long for a useless, low-motivation, aspirationally-challenged, nearing middle-aged man #
@UraGraymalkin Where d'ya get the therefore symbol from!? Is there a because compliment? in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@marieiram I don't hate them! I'm going to give Highway Strip and Papa Was A Rodeo a good go, then I'll either get it, or *will* hate them. in reply to marieiram #
@UraGraymalkin Aw, you know, I don't hate them by any means, they just annoy me. Whiny-voiced, trying-too-hard, electro-pop-cock. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
#twampiss set! http://bit.ly/brSliu Hey, @dartogreen, I kept the shot of you wearing @Ukuleleboy's cap hidden. Tweet @ me if you wanna see! #
Two artists I don't like and keep meaning to excise from my iTunes library – Them Crooked Vultures & The Magnetic Fields. #awaitsbacklash #
A recent listen: The Magnetic Fields – Boa Constrictor (Vocal By Shirley Simms) http://bit.ly/9uxoWC http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
@Girlonatrain Hey, as long as we all get compensated when HM Govt make "unreasonable" mistakes, it'll be perfectly equitable, right? Right. in reply to Girlonatrain #
Just watching Live 'n' Deadly with Toby, normal service may resume later. #
@ukuleleboy yeah, I think I got a few. Will do a #twampiss posterous and/or Flickr later. in reply to ukuleleboy #
Will post more #twampiss pics later. Disappointed that some of the @idiotjohnson shots are a bit OOF. Or are they artfully soft-focus? #
Slept late, as the fam were out at church parade. Next, they have a party. I'm off out somewhere, don't know where, packed for EVERYTHING! #
@Kristianholt British people, I should add. British people think it's odd until they try it. in reply to Kristianholt #
@Kristianholt Now you mention it, I think brie was on the plate in Porto. Any nice cheese works! People look at me funny until they try it. in reply to Kristianholt #
@Kristianholt @AshtonLancaster Walnuts and Honey is an excellent combination. I first encountered it with hard cheese at Taylor's in Porto! in reply to Kristianholt #
@ukuleleboy Night! #twampiss in reply to ukuleleboy #
@dartogreen Yeah, but I AM twittering *about* Ottersgear! And it *is* #twampiss #defensive in reply to dartogreen #
@CptScience Me too. I thought you'd eschewed Twitter… in reply to CptScience #
The Rural Lancashire Advantage, aka Ottersgear, aka OMG, it's #andyraven #twampiss http://twitpic.com/2y8786 #
RT @EnemyOfChaos Any sufficiently advanced hobby is indistinguishable from a job #
Hey! It's that @IdiotJohnson tearing #twampiss a new one! Rock on! http://post.ly/14uek #
A recent listen: Tap Tap – El Gusano http://bit.ly/aDtOW5 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
#twampiss http://twitpic.com/2y702g #
Waiting for the #twampiss bus. Shuffle just played the live version of a Brakes song, and then followed it with the studio album version. #
Oops, running late for #twampiss .. Shower and a dash for the bus still! #
@SharonMcG1971 @TheWineyard See also this nice take down, which is suitably scathing about people's critical thinking http://bit.ly/9DNl9F in reply to SharonMcG1971 #
Watching some of the ATP documentary while I eat. Wondering whether to have a little drink to really get me in the #twampiss mood. #
@idiotjohnson Actually, I've calmed down a bit now. How are you feeling ahead of your much-anticipated performance, petal? in reply to idiotjohnson #
Looks like a plan. http://post.ly/14mvi #
@Girlonatrain To a fault. If I applaud tonight, it will be a manifestation of my natural generosity, nothing more. #idiotjohnsonbacklash in reply to Girlonatrain #
A recent listen: Wintermitts – DANS http://bit.ly/98iwDU http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
@idiotjohnson Yeah, I've heard that his act is total wink. #twampiss in reply to idiotjohnson #
I believe my sleep debt is now so severe that a sloth would be unable to keep up with the interest payments. #
@BlueVanMan I usually correct obvious typos, otherwise resist my urge to correct grammar. Elide for brevity & mark appropriately if possible in reply to BlueVanMan #
@Girlonatrain Never met either one. Flooding back, must have enjoyed GG, as I went on to read his short stories & 'This Side of Paradise'. in reply to Girlonatrain #
Did I say lesser half? I meant lesser half. Argh, no, better half. Yes, that. #
@Girlonatrain He was an alcoholic, was it that? in reply to Girlonatrain #
Watching True Blood and thinking I might sample one of the cakes my lesser half made for the pudding night she's out at right now. #
@Girlonatrain @SharonMcG1971 Fitzgerald is pleased, you're supposed to want to slap them. I like it, and am technically without Lancaster… in reply to Girlonatrain #
@ukuleleboy Thank f*** for that! Not a nice feeling thinking you've lost your phone. in reply to ukuleleboy #
My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Belle and Sebastian (22), Dan Haywood's New Hawks (21) and iLiKETRAiNS (11) http://bit.ly/bBlIfQ #
@ukuleleboy aw, bugger. Have you tried it with the old SD again? in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ukuleleboy Crumbs. What did you do? You haven't bricked it, have you? Nandroid restore? in reply to ukuleleboy #
@ukuleleboy Yo. #twampiss in reply to ukuleleboy #
Wish I could make it, but you should go. RT @DHNewHawks A NH set with celtic harp at @litfest spotlite at the Storey 2nite. #
@facey yeah, why not?! I'll DM my e. in reply to facey #
@UraGraymalkin No matter. We were in the Blue Mountain so I managed to persuade The Palatine in the end. #twampiss oh yeah! in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@UraGraymalkin not doing the pop quiz at The Royal, then? Me either. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@facey They look like Altocumulus Floccus or possibly Castellanus from the look I'm able to get on my phone. Pretty. #cloudspotting in reply to facey #
@facey Beautiful! Up early or not gone to bed? in reply to facey #
@Pete_Eaton A wank? in reply to Pete_Eaton #
@christiancable It's too much, won't you think of the children? #scaringthehorses (last night, your avatar was 'rebel without paws') #ohdear in reply to christiancable #
*splutter* WTF?! Like the pubs, does OFT need glasses? RT @BBCNews Pub sector 'ties' cleared by OFT http://bbc.in/9UtYzn #
Aaaaargh! Twittergeddon! New @christiancable avatar! I may not sleep.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz. #
I love the Amazon Kindle image with the boy silhouetted against the darkling sky, sat beneath the tree, reading. Evocative, very. #
@UraGraymalkin That tweet could be about my life. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@christiancable @UraGraymalkin Here we go… I reckon you should pick this up at #twampiss I'd enjoy spectating. #
Watching Kitchen N… no, what is it? Restaurant Wars? It's Ramsay, anyway. Did I mention about wine? You should try it some time, it's nice #
@mcdent Nice reminder – Saw the pilot a while back and meant to watch the series, but somehow I've missed it on telly. in reply to mcdent #
@SharonMcG1971 @ukuleleboy Never mind, they can pop over to Morecambe for a drink in a welcoming environment. http://bit.ly/9X9JCZ Oh. in reply to SharonMcG1971 #
RT @Dan_Whittaker_ @jrwi You never even considered the possibility that you might have grown. #
@Dan_Whittaker_ Ironic, because that's what's happened. I'm massive! Nearly 5' 9"! Wanna touch me? in reply to Dan_Whittaker_ #
Sat in a corridor on a very small, but perfectly formed, chair. Everything is small. Lilliput, or parents' evening? It is parents' evening. #
Most disappointed that my newest follower – @HaikuMoment – does NOT have their twitter bio in Haiku form. #haikufail #
A recent listen: Belle and Sebastian – Sunday’s Pretty Icons http://bit.ly/b3kytr http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
In recognition of English Language Day, I shall tweet exclusively in English until at least midnight, possibly beyond. http://bit.ly/9m0IVW #
@idiotjohnson It's on Spotify, which is how I'm currently being pleasured. in reply to idiotjohnson #
@idiotjohnson Good soundtrack for kitchen chores. Wasn't sure from the 1st track, but it's a pleasing whole. Better than the reviews suggest in reply to idiotjohnson #
@iMacstu #budumtish indeed. At least I could repeat that one to my mum! in reply to iMacstu #
It's OK, I'm fine, I've got the new B&S long player on as an 80s pop antidote while I build my packed lunch. Thanks for your concern. #
Wham. It's not for grown-ups. #
@idiotjohnson Speaking of POP, I seem to be watching WHAM! on the telly. Can you make it go Club Tropicana? Oh, I don't know. I'm tired. in reply to idiotjohnson #
@idiotjohnson My Dad does play. Is that what you meant? Phffutt. in reply to idiotjohnson #
@idiotjohnson I can make it go BOOOOOM!!! (When I've got my #iBad on). Also, whack, when appropriate. in reply to idiotjohnson #
Six bagger. First of the season, about time. #iBad #
What's this? Ease of movement, tactical awareness, timing AND clean striking? It can't be. It is! I'm Playing Quite Well! ™. #iBad #
@iMacstu I've got it in mind to begin sporting one of those bad boys again soon. #beard #weird #notsheared in reply to iMacstu #
Groundhog Day stylee, I've done the same work, had the same lunch & will be playing the same iBad as yesterday. Forgot the same things, too. #
iPhone 4 review http://bit.ly/bQHCzz #
@UraGraymalkin @ukuleleboy Sounds nice in theory, apparently doesn't work in practice. #techfail #nobodyevertestspersonalbackupstrategies #
Hmm, more CRLF required. #
@idiotjohnson I feel inspired now.
Saturday, #twampiss will spawn
IdiotJohnson Haiku. #haikufail in reply to idiotjohnson #
@r4today Re: sinister snakes. Surely, the adjective you want is venomous, not poisonous? #
@iMacstu night! in reply to iMacstu #
Probably me… RT @iMacstu: @UraGraymalkin what takes you to Manchester my good man? #
@UraGraymalkin @iMacstu Gig is no excuse, #twancaster #twonfirenight is actually Sat 6th. I'll probably be at Williamson Park, with me kids. in reply to UraGraymalkin #
@UraGraymalkin Oh, you giving up? #ILIDRYT in reply to UraGraymalkin #
Mat Juice: Interpol tix for 3/12 @UraGraymalkin may need to invest in nicotine gum, "This is a no smoking venue, re-admission not permitted" #
#haikufail RT @idiotjohnson: Arse stuck to sofa. Cannot move. #
A recent listen: Grinderman – When My Baby Comes http://bit.ly/dghq33 http://bit.ly/jrwifm #
@sianio Was it good? I've got it taped too, will struggle to find a couple of hours for it any time soon, though… in reply to sianio #
RT @DukesFPM: Heads up if anyone wants to see @MrChrisAddison @thedukestheatre we have 9 tickets left #
@Aghillo Disastrous because you had to give it back? That must have been devastating. I've got one you can borrow… #unicycle @ukuleleboy in reply to Aghillo #
@UraGraymalkin A Misopaedist Proposal? in reply to UraGraymalkin #
Woop! Another Flash update! Thanks Adobe, been sweating on a new version for days now. Love how you keep insisting I restart, convenient. #

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