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09:41 RT @qikipedia: The artist William Blake’s one-man exhibition of 1809 received only one review. The critic described him as a lunatic. #

09:44 Yes, we have no bananas. Will have to have bacon and egg butties for breakfast instead. Making do is a life skill. #

09:47 Hang on. Aren’t all skills life skills? Are there any skills demonstrated by the dead (zombies excluded)? #

10:43 Phone call: "Hello, sir, I’m calling from [inaudible], we’ve got discount holidays…" #

10:43 Me: "How did you get this number?" #

10:44 Them: "It’s on our database, sir" #

10:44 Me: "Oh, what was the name of your company again? Did you know I’m on the TPS?" #

10:45 Them: *click* whiiiiiiirrrr #

10:45 Me: Hello? Hello? www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/ #

11:23 Freaky eaters: I just made Toby poached eggs on toast and HE DOESN’T LIKE THEM! Weirdo. #freakyeaters #

11:48 @idiotjohnson I used poach pods. He is a freak. Upside: I got to eat them. #

11:49 @iMacstu That would explain much #

13:01 RT @jeremylimb: How does David Blunkett get so much action? It’s not as if he’s a looker. #

13:07 W00t! Managed to locate replacement earbuds for my, er, earphones. Wouldn’t have managed it without teh internetz! I have saved myself £13. #

13:12 Any musicians out there able to explain why this piece of music is lovely but slightly unsettling? spotify:track:3V5IDTDUGrjT7CTWWU0ynZ #

13:20 The unsettling piece is this, btw RT @spotifyuri: @jrwi Tindersticks / Falling Down A Mountain / Piano Music #

17:29 A recent listen: The Twilight Sad – Cold Days from the Birdhouse bit.ly/9PnSrc bit.ly/jrwifm #

20:23 @TheWineyard Show off! #