Empty Handed

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00:01 @UraGraymalkin Look Doctor, the daleks are in Canary Wharf! Go on, legocide the fuckers! flic.kr/p/6TSZPC #

00:09 Started to teach the 5yo how to play chess. I’m a useless teacher, I’ve beaten him every time we’ve played. flic.kr/p/6TNqAg #

03:02 A recent listen: The Twilight Sad – That Summer, at Home I Had Become the I.. bit.ly/qFgHl bit.ly/jrwifm #

12:43 On the A6108, heading for Durham. Golf trip with my Dad and uncles. Avuncular overload! #

13:03 @facey I suspect it won’t last, unfortunately. They’ll make millions from a re-union next year. The govt should legislate against it. #

23:20 In a twin room with me Dad. We’re safely tucked up watching The Office. He had TWO halves of bitter! Uncles had G&Ts. One day I will die. #

23:28 twitpic.com/fwhh4 – Room is enormous with decor by Laura Ashley. I’m going to have whisky and watch West Wing. Reminder: Everyone die #

23:36 Oops, sorry about that last tweet instructing you to die, just forgot the length of a twitpic URL… It should have read: Everyone diet. #